Albino Stalker

term often used to describe an individual that is physically visualized as fat and just plain fugly. This individual spends most of their time staring at bookmarked pictures of women from their school. This person may also spend time masturbating to Wizards of Waverly place.

Im so horny right now I could pull an Albino Stalker. Where's my season DVD of Wizard's of Waverly Place?

by AEMan1234 June 28, 2010

Albino Cracka

The whitest kid you knew, or will ever know.

My friend Alex is such an albino cracka.

by Smackleface October 15, 2010

Albino Wookie

A variant of the dirty Wookie.
When a man (or men) shaves a person bare, ejaculates all down somebody's nude body, covers them in the hair while they whine like chewy.

"Daddy, what's an albino wookie?"

"Well i'll tell you son, and then you'll realize why i can never go back to kashyyyk..."

by Pigeon on a Microscooter November 25, 2011

Albino Tiger Attack

When a pale young lover leaps through the air and lands on his "prey" biting the neck of his catch while performing growls and sexual acts.

Keith went for the albino tiger attack last night. Check out Em's neck.

by Lt. Tickle July 24, 2012

albino blacksmith

street name for cocaine

Dude, I just did a line of the albino blacksmith

by crazybuddha July 5, 2012

albino nosebleed

when a girl has semen dripping out of her nose after a male ejaculates in her nostrils.

after sex, mary had to get a paper towel to clean up her albino nosebleed.

by skeeton45 May 29, 2013

Albino Raccoon Mask

When you fill a person's eye sockets (either your own or a partner) with cum, so that it looks like they have white rings around their eyes.

Dude, I busted a nut so hard that I shot my load into my own eyes. It looked like I had an albino raccoon mask.

by jimmy tard January 30, 2014