Alberto

One of the most sexiest man in the universe he is so hot and sexy and beautiful he makes me cum every second he looks at me

Omg Its Alberto *cums*

by Fawnino April 13, 2022

alberts.r4t

Someone who has blonde short curly hair and is short themselves

Wow they are such a alberts.r4t

by Melanie169462 April 25, 2022

albedosbussyhair

one of my favorite mutuals. they make my friend pissed off too because of their name.

i love albedosbussyhair

by http5.f1schL April 30, 2022

albert

a white piece of shit that ain’t worth a fuck and likes to be a wanna be cowboy

oh look there goes that wanna be cowboy piece of shit albert

by albert$7 June 1, 2022

Albedo

Albedo, also known as the Chief Alchemist or Hottest Dude In Genshin, is an alchemist. He likes to draw and sketch art pieces of your one and only, as he likes admiring on the daily.
From Genshin Impact where fem boys roam, this one of a kind male piece of chalk will never be un-noticed.
Age: (18) - Under 499.
Height: Short (161cm, 5'3 ft)
Hair color: A pale blond
Eye color: Teal (his teal eyes met mine as my heart pumped faster. My dark black hair flowed....)
Siblings: Non existant dad and mom, smaller sister Klee. Made by Rhinedottir (Gold), who also made him a dead dragon brother named Durin.
Adjectives: Very hot.

Albedo here is very hot.
You aren't Albedo enough (You aren't hot enough; Albedo = hot)

by Chunami Mizuki September 1, 2022

Alberto

Some doofus who is gorgeous as hell.

someone: yo who has that goofy ahh haircut?

me: shut up that’s Alberto.

by kkayakk September 5, 2022

Albert

sucks at destiny 2

"Have you heard about Albert?"
"Yeah, that guy dumped $1,000 on Fortnite"
"SUS!"

by pickoearf November 17, 2022