Alabama Wind

When you are fucking your cousin, in front of your sister, and your mom farts a rail of meth in your face.

There is a family reunion in mobile tomorrow. I hear there will be some Alabama Wind.

by Thomas Foolery November 4, 2019

Alabama Mudpie

The act of shitting in a tinfoil pie container and then ejaculating on top of it, then you preferably get your mother, sister or cousin to share it.

"ay michael I gave mom a alabama mudpie."
"Really, you should make me one sometime soon."

by TableCruncher June 9, 2020

Alabama Bandwagon

Regardless if you are with a girl you jump quick to the most popular girl in the room. Once you bring her home before you cum that is you Yell ROLL TIDE!

Oh no! That Alabama Bandwagon got Katherine.

by BulldoginGator7 January 7, 2013

Alabama hammer

The southern fist

I will get the Alabama hammer

by MTSK January 3, 2022

Alabama Anal

When a guy, generally a redneck from the South, anally rapes his underage sister or first cousin.

The young girl frowned, knowing that instead of attending the elementary school prom, her older brother was going to Alabama Anal her yet again.

by JordanUCLA August 3, 2009

University of Alabama

a university in alabama known for mediocre football teams and average academics. the only decent thing about this clown suit of a school is that there are some pretty hot ass bitches that hang around the campus.

i would rather eat a shit sandwich than attend the university of alabama

by troy October 31, 2003

alabama flop

the haircut that all the frat boys in the south have, one similar to that of former senator rob blagojevich.

"Let's go beat up some niggers"
"Good idea, he doesn't even have an Alabama Flop like we do."

by baaaalls February 6, 2009