Alabama Mudpie

The act of shitting in a tinfoil pie container and then ejaculating on top of it, then you preferably get your mother, sister or cousin to share it.

"ay michael I gave mom a alabama mudpie."
"Really, you should make me one sometime soon."

by TableCruncher June 9, 2020

Alabama Tiprat

Where a guy spreads a girls vagina lips, takes a shit inside then proceeds to fuck her. After cumming he then licks her out like a snivering tiprat.

Guy * i gave her a alabama hot pocket with a little something special at the end, i like to call it a Alabama Tiprat

by Jim10101 September 28, 2011

Alabama Wind

When you are fucking your cousin, in front of your sister, and your mom farts a rail of meth in your face.

There is a family reunion in mobile tomorrow. I hear there will be some Alabama Wind.

by Thomas Foolery November 4, 2019

Alabama Beehive

An Alabama Beehive is a sexual act where the man stuffs a beehive inside of his dick, and when ready, release the bees into the woman's pussy and ass

Person 1: Doesn't your sister look kinda hot?

Person 2: Yeah. I gave her the Alabama Beehive last night. My dick still hurts but it was worth it.

by Cousin Fucker YeeHaw March 10, 2020

Alabama Vinyl

Duct tape

I can fix my double wide with some Alabama Vinyl

by Jinggle my Snizzel August 5, 2008

Alabama Anal

When a guy, generally a redneck from the South, anally rapes his underage sister or first cousin.

The young girl frowned, knowing that instead of attending the elementary school prom, her older brother was going to Alabama Anal her yet again.

by JordanUCLA August 3, 2009

University of Alabama

a university in alabama known for mediocre football teams and average academics. the only decent thing about this clown suit of a school is that there are some pretty hot ass bitches that hang around the campus.

i would rather eat a shit sandwich than attend the university of alabama

by troy October 31, 2003