Atheist Children Get Presents Day

Christmas; Hanukkah.

A winter celebration for non-believers where you gather together with friends and family and score some good loot off your parents.

I asked my mom to get me a new ipod for Atheist Children Get Presents Day.

You want to come over for Atheist Children Get Presents Day dinner? We're lighting the hanukkah bush!

by Cate B February 12, 2009

Katinunni Atheist

‘Katunni Atheist’ a person from pakistan who pretends to disbelieve or lacks belief in God or Gods and also lacks foreskin. Adj ; Creature who’s brain is inside testicle, pretend to be atheist for money.

Elhaad pretends to be a disbeliever but in reality he is a katinunni atheist.

by K2Slayer September 14, 2022

safety atheist

A safety atheist is something used by blue collar workers when in comes to osha. Someone who hates all of the safety protocols osha "has" us follow. Because let's be real we all think some of oshas safety standards are a little to much at some points.

Technically school teacher "ok guys today we gotta over a few safety things so we can get into the shop next week"

Student "but sir I'm a safety atheist"

by Whitetrashwithafatass September 1, 2023

spicy atheist

Just another way to be called or call someone a satanist.

Jan is a satanist, she doesn't believe in any gods. she's likes to describe it as being a spicy atheist.

by Mother Abeloth April 19, 2023

virgin atheist

A virgin atheist Is a bitch who shits on other people’s beliefs just so they can feel better about their 2 inch penis.

Person 1: I believe in god.
Virgin Atheist: HAHA STUPID DUMDASS!!

by Wall tree February 11, 2023

Atheist

A smug prick who thinks that he’s better and smarter than everyone else simply for being an atheist, who also shits on others for believing in a higher power. They typically are fat, sweaty, have neckbeards, wear fedoras, have dyed hair, or a weird haircut/style, or some combination of the above.

“Dear Diary, I spent my whole day on Reddit mocking others for believing in God, how do the see people not understand that they are idiots for not being atheists and that being an unhappy fatass is better than believing in something greater than humanity?”

by Retr0625 December 20, 2021

atheist right

Extremely western-centric, pro-capitalist, bigoted internet cult. Hell bent on free speech in the platforms which they frequent, also hell bent on using this freedom to childishly insult people (many of them are children who got in touch with such ideas through Youtube's lets play or atheist channels), hell bent on basing political views proposed apolitical notions such as ''rationality'' and ''logic''....

Group of people Marlyn Mason described in lyrics of mOBSCENE as ''Your freedom's not free and dumb''.

Young bigots trying hard to not look conservative.

Soff-alt-right

There's no such thing as Atheist right, you're just a regressive cuck.

by existential anarchy February 3, 2017