Muff Move

An act or gesture that is supremely generous, selfless, decent, or otherwise rad. The "yin" to a Dick Move's "yang". Used to highlight a moment where somebody has done something truly excellent to make other people's lives better.

I really needed to get away early, so Brady covered for me in my 4:00 meeting. Absolute muff move. Love that guy.

Remember when Stevo gave me his last smoke because I'd run out and the shops were shut? Muff move!

by Genuine Tool November 11, 2022

Princess muff

When some diva calls themselves princess muff, they personally believe they have the best muff in the entire world. What it ACTUALLY means is that their stuck up, non-perfect, hairy, flabby muff is cooped up on the inside hiding from the world not wanting to be seen by others. It's like when the mean girl at your school claims she has everything, but in reality she's no one. Yeah, that's what a princess muff means.

I am princess muff, beholder of the all mighty pink, rosy, flowery muff!

Girl over there: I wish I had the confidence she had even though I've totally seen her muff and it isn't anything to brag about.

by Therealestmuff January 26, 2015

Muff Rake

The aid of a mustache during cunnilingus.

She liked when he grew a mustache because he knew how to pleasure her with his muff rake.

by Sunblazer5 November 16, 2022

Muff-Cabbage

It's a Jersey thing, apparently.

You've got cabbage in your muff, you got cabbage in your muff! You're muff-cabbage!

by ff9001 October 16, 2010

muff horn

a horn blown when a fat, hairy, or otherwise unnatractive woman is approaching naked. The horn is blown by one of the brave men of the muff guard to warn other MEN of the impending danger.
The sound is somewhere between a cow's moo and a castrated dog being starngled.

Vanessa Feltz is coming! SOUND THE MUFF HORN!

by Bob H January 16, 2007

muff hair

a person who has their hair like pubes on a cunt (muff)

my nana has muff hair
people in morrisons have muff hair

by chappersloveshall May 2, 2008

hairy (muff)

Cockney rhyming slang for 'fair enough'. i.e. hairy muff - fair enough. As with most Cockney rhyming slang, the rhyme is usually shortened to just the first word - "hairy"; hairy (muff). Originates from Orpington area of South East London suburbs.

"Can I borrow a quid?"
"Nah sorry, need it for the train."
"Hairy (muff)."

by ricksoutheast82 March 31, 2007