scuttle nut

The act of running with your pants around your ankles while masterbateing until climax, After being caught while stalking your crush.

James was caught after he tripped attempting to scuttle nut jasmine.

by Hightopfadeout99 May 30, 2017

No Nut November

No Nut November is a internet challenge where men are not allowed to release their white liquid for the entire month of November.

Guy 1: wanna do no nut november?
Guy 2: no bc im horny asf

by nfsvsforza May 22, 2023

Big nut

A donut is a ring of dough, yet we call it a do"nut". Curious
Say, if McDonalds were to bring out a Big-Mac which formed a single continuous loop, alternating between hamburger and bread, to follow convention it would therefore be called a big"nut".

That's the true meaning of a big nut.

You big nut. - Guy 1
Stfu, you're such a big nut. - Guy 3

by Moon Man Redux April 28, 2022

Fanta Nuts

An orange-haired man by the name of Joshua Kenneth Bromley with orange pubes.

Joshua Kenneth Bromley has Fanta Nuts
The ranga Josh Bromley has Fanta Nuts

by Coca-Cola Balls April 28, 2021

Bean Nut

A Catholic Priest that likes 10 year old boys, especially in trailer parks.

That mans is a bean nut.

by BoLynch007 September 01, 2020

Knee-nuts

Adjective: So hot that your nuts hang down to your knees.

Emily: Is it bad out? I checked the weather and they said it's 103 degrees.

Jeff: Yeah, it's knee-nuts hot out there.

by M.Blur July 20, 2012

nut coma

When after mastuarbating, a man slips into a deep slumber for two-three hours or for a few moments enters a state of semi unconscious. Becomes almost coma like.

Jason: Dude where have you been?
Matt: I beat my meat and went into a nut coma
Jason: Is that why you didn't respond for three hours?
Matt: Hell Yea

by McLovindatPussy September 16, 2017