Jordan

a person who has stanky ass breath and comes from Africa

OMG JORDAN DO YOU LOVE MOMMY

by PEZY6969 February 14, 2019

Jordan

This guy is the creepiest motherfucker ever. If you ever meet one, run for the hills because he was probably stalking you already before you even met. And if you do know a Jordan and he's not creepy, just give it a bit of time and then he'll show his true colours of being a weird mf.

Person 1: Hey, have you met Jordan yet?
Person 2: Yeah, he was watching me outside my window last night.

by _cool_guy_69_ December 8, 2019

Jordan

Jordan is a amazing guy he has the biggest dick anyone could ask for.
If you look at him for 1 second you will be squirting all day and night.

If you are Jordan’s girlfriend you are the luckiest person alive.

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I like Jordan

by I like Jordan July 14, 2018

Jordan

she is the most beautiful person in the world and if you get to be her boyfriend then you can call yourself the luckiest person in the world

the most beautiful person in the world(jordan)

by Ladykiller534 May 10, 2018

Jordan

A stuck up asshole who uses girls and is a complete dick to everyone

God I hate Jordan

by Emo chick May 2, 2019

Jordan

She can be a total bitch but she has good intentions. She’s funny and smart but always talks bad about you behind your back

Person 1: hey I love your hair!

Person 2: thanks! (Walks away)
Person 1: ugh she’s so stupid

Person 3: don’t be such a jordan

by katwasntmeever September 30, 2018

jordan

someone that you love with your entire heart. someone that means more to you than anyone else. you'll die for this person and you wouldn't regret it. you want to spend the rest of your life with them- literally. you'd kiss them until your lips fell off and you'd hug them until your arms broke. there's nobody else in your entire life that you love more. i love you, jordan.

"jordan is so sweet! he's the best guy i've ever met"

by jadi is real April 8, 2019