Jizz Rabbit

Old clump of come with ingrown hairs.

Billy cleaned up the jizz rabbit from the corner in his bedroom.

by Stephiecakes May 09, 2003

Jizz-Bomb

A balloon filled with water and laced with jizz that is thrown at someone

I threw a jizz-bomb at Randy; he wondered why it was salty!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2008

Jizz Nizzer

Someone who randomly squirts cum as they walk.

"Did you just see him flip me off? Man, he is such a jizz nizzer?"

by Jaz April 17, 2005

jizz napkin

The napkin, or paper towel used to clean up the jizz after jerking off, can also be used as a derogatory term twards another human being

"I made him eat my dirty jizz napkin"

"my garbage can is full of jizz napkins"

"you fuckin jizz napkin! il kick your ass"

by rekclobkcoc October 01, 2006

jizz hobbit

A short hairy person that likes bukkake.

Or basically the same as being a cum dumpster.

1. Frodo and Sam are such jizz hobbits!
2. Oh my gosh Becky! That girl slept with like 5 guys this week. Ew. She’s like a total jizz hobbit!

3. A hoe. A slut. A skank. A whore. Someone “easy”

by Scribbles1989 December 10, 2017

Jizz metal

An all-encompassing term for any boundary-crossing orgasmically good song or band. Used instead of the annoying practice of genre hairsplitting.

Bob- Cynic is fucking sick. What kind of band are they?
Jim- Jizz metal, don't worry about it.

by bb+af April 13, 2011

Jizz Mule

1. A woman forced to carry your baby.

2. A person who unknowningly carries jizz across international borders.

3. A mule that is used for pornagrafic acts in beastiality films.

4. A girl which is cummed on, in the face, by a small group of men. (see Jizzdonkey)

1. Hey Mike your wife's had another mis-carriage why don't you get yourself a Jizz Mule.

2.Tommy I need some help loading up the jizz mule.

3.The Jizz Mule has been fucking all day I think he needs a break now.

4. This bitch was a real Jizz Mule, me and the lads all spunked in her face.

by boss_and_chief April 23, 2011