century joint

A joint that is made from a combination of old roaches.

Hey dude do u have a bunch of roaches around? Let’s make a century joint!!

by Elchino311 July 28, 2022

Vampire Joint

Vampire Joint is when you you roll a fat joint and fill the crutch with tissue paper, then you use the crutch of the joint to tickle your ladies coochie. After the inevitable climax, you insert the joint, crutch first, deep into your baby mamas juicebox. Later that day you come back and your baby moma has food ready for you, so you feel inclined to get toasty, you ask your baby moma to bend over as you remove the now Vampire Joint out of her blood oozing twat. And there you have it, A Vampire Joint.

Hey Bonnie, why don't you come by the master bedroom and bend over, i'd like to retrive my Vampire Joint!

by yo momms box biatch April 10, 2020

Joint

A holy stick of green beauty & a folded piece of card, wrapped in a thin layer of paper. Pinched & twisted at the end. Using a lighter to ignite the tip of the joint, place it between your soft, watering lips. When you first inhale, you don't expect much. But the moment that smoke travels down your throat to your lungs, you can't get enough. Hold the smoke for several seconds then release that gorgeous cloud. Repetitively do this, until you are left with the resin. A collection of saliva, burnt flakes & larger chunks of the chop. The resin can either be removed and used in a glass device such as a bong/pipe or you can carry on inhaling the resin. However, it has a sour/stingy taste to it. Not too pleasant. But worth the high.

1 Sentence Summary for "Joint": A roll of chopped marijuana in thin paper, ignited at the tip and then used like a straw to get high.

Example 1:

Man 1: Hey man, you got a bong to smoke this.
Man 2: Nah dude, I never smoke from bongs. They're unclean & share so many germs. Possible to contain HIV.
Man 1: So what we gonna smoke this with then
Man 2: Joints of course! It personally gets me higher. And so easy to use. And simple to hide
Man 1: Alright, well blaze it up man

Example 2:
Johnny smashed his bong, lent his pipe to a friend, had no tobacco for a blunt, ran out of brownie mix, had no money for other edibles & didn't charge his vape the night before. So he was left with his favourite way of taking in weed... JOINTS!! WHOOP WHOOP!

by L U C I D May 28, 2018

Joint Champions

Those who are not quite good enough to be outright champions.

Unable to claim champion status.

We were so close to winning our spelling competition, but I guess we’ll have to settle for joint champions.

by Haole September 6, 2022

joint buster

When you smoke a blunt out of a bitches ass with the lit end in the anis

Yo man im about to joint buster this bitch

by Mockery August 9, 2016

Lazurus Joint

A joint that one has to relight often.

"Hey, where's the lighter? I need to resurrect this Lazurus joint."

by Missapee April 1, 2015

Joint Guard

The person in the group that is designated to hold the weed whilst the group is moving areas. Usually a dumber person, such as certain jocks or the distant friends.

Brian is so weird, the only reason we keep him around is to be the Joint Guard .

by Evan_Dayhoff March 17, 2018