Jared

a dick who makes you do everything and is socially a 13 year old in a skinny asshole body
You finally broke up with Jared!
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Jared

Jared has a little dick and is tall and he is very dumb and doesn't know what he is doing with his life
you can use it in a sentence when like you are eating you are jared
by namalada March 7, 2022
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jared

jared is the type of person to be toxic. He has a big dick but don’t know how to deal with it and use it. and he’s 17 and can’t read he has a 2nd grade reading level
Jared breaks up with you for no reason i hope he gets a disease
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Jared

The biggest dick ever in the world. This guy will genuinely make you rethink your life. He is hot as fuck, he is nice, and he is very VERY smart. I would marry him if I had the chance. Jared C’s especially, those will really make your life what you want…
Move, its a Jared. Let him fuck your girlfriends.
by Hailey Stood September 4, 2022
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2012 jared padalecki

a reference to an era of an actor, jared padalecki

the most beautiful blowout a man could possibly have
sasha: omg did you see adrians new hair?
rosita: no?? did he cut it!?!
sasha: of course not--no, he went full 2012 jared padalecki!!
rosita: oh. my. great. fuck.
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Jared

Very jared
by Edwardomazing April 19, 2020
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Jared

An amazing person that will go above and beyond. (out of work environment). At work he will never speak, will follow every fucking rule in the book.
by Shirli May 20, 2019
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