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Goober

A person who goes by the nickname Goober is a very hype and always find a way to bring a good mood to whatever friend group and or team. Most goobers look good to many people and can start a relationship with almost anyone just because well they are like that. The downside of a goober is that sometimes they give up on things and they often of low levels of motivation but when they get that motivation and put in the time and effort into what they are trying to do they become the best at. They are a great person to be around and overall talk too. If you have a goober as a best friend,friend, or lover take care of them and make sure you keep them around. You will regret losing them trust.
example:
Friend 1:Goober is a very hype person. I wish i could match their energy at times
friend 2:Yeah same here. When he is motivated he is unstoppable and he is just overall a great friend.
by Yūrei January 27, 2023
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Goober

A term used for someone who is a fuck cunt, a fat worthless waist of life, a Goober can be found in their natural habitats of picking their nose and eating it in public. Goobers are also known to beat their little peckers in an aggressive manner. Goobers are the worst creatures to have around. Their mating call is a high pitched autistic screech.
Come here Goober.
Quit being a Goober Billy.
by Dik8utt February 21, 2019
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Goober Rot

When your husband /boy friend cheats on you and catches a STD and his goober turns black and rots off.
My beloved cheated on me and caught a nasty STD Goober rot and his goober turned black and fell off.
by Mohenny henwell December 23, 2024
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Gooberism

A style of storytelling that makes little to no sense, often causing an awkward silence or women to reel away in disgust.

The storyteller is generally a redhead, with no skills at riding a motorbike. Can be found riding the short bus with very clean windows.
"Are Japanese ninja's the worst ninjas to exist in the world, because they are the only ones we know about" not another Gooberism....
by Choochoomoogoo April 6, 2025
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Blonde Goober

Blonde goobers are people are usually taken by marg evans . Blonde goobers are classic blondies, hockey players and sexy gods.
"Oh look its marg and a blonde goober, classic."
by MARG BAES August 13, 2019
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Goofy Goober

A goofy goober is a super goofy kinda guy, that also is an idiot and can be used as an insult.
Person A - "this dude just spilt some lemonade all over his trousers and it looks like he peed himself and he hasn't even realised"
Person B - "What a goofy goober"
by Duncan Dixoncoffee June 15, 2022
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by sjdndn August 13, 2023
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