I'm a Monkey Fucker.
by williamazing12 February 23, 2017
A group of black men usually 3 or more that wait in public bathrooms and sexually assault women. The group waits in the female restroom and when a girl walks in, one black male "bops" her on the head to render her unconscious or to daze her. After the female is subdued, the black males forcibly penetrate and sodomize her. After all of the black males have finished having forced intercourse with the female, one of the black males hits her with "The Lightning" and it erases her memory. Then the black males let her leave. The only person who can stop the "Bathroom Fuckers" and is immune to "The Lightning" is Crazy Dave, AKA Dizzy D.
Me: Hey bro whats going on?
Dave: Nothing I had to save my girlfriend from "The Bathroom Fuckers" again.
Me: Oh wow is everyone OK?
Dave: Yes, I stopped them and I put my finger in their gun so they couldn't shoot at me then I blessed them.
Me: Wow, I better escort my woman into the bathroom and check for "Bathroom Fuckers".
Dave: Nothing I had to save my girlfriend from "The Bathroom Fuckers" again.
Me: Oh wow is everyone OK?
Dave: Yes, I stopped them and I put my finger in their gun so they couldn't shoot at me then I blessed them.
Me: Wow, I better escort my woman into the bathroom and check for "Bathroom Fuckers".
by Megaman222 May 19, 2011
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by Cornercrew69 September 16, 2023
A nickname for that fine actor and selfless humanitarian, coined by disgruntled folks who have either been assaulted by or had some kind of run-in with him.
Yeah, he crossed over the yellow line and hit me head-on and changed my life, so I’ve earned the right to call him ‘that Penn fucker’ every once in awhile.
by Dr Bunnygirl November 07, 2023
Snake Fuckers is a subgroup of Snake Lovers. They have had a snakes scaly tail/head sided inside of their ass/pussy and LOVED IT! And if they figured it out, they have had one or two snake penises in them at some point in time. And if male they have had their dick in a snake in some way!
They can be a Snake Foodies, a Squeeze Toys or just a snake lover that went a little too far.
They can be a Snake Foodies, a Squeeze Toys or just a snake lover that went a little too far.
by HappySnakePreson September 02, 2018
Kaleb says " You know, that guy who breaks into my dad's chevy and breaks the master lock key off in the cylinder instead of using, the chevy key sitting beside him. Not guna lie he's a stunned fucker."
by Canabiz December 13, 2022