Brad

Brad your hair looks like a sunrise
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Brad

(noun)
1. A man who believes charm can replace accountability, usually emotionally shallow but overly confident. Brad is the grown male equivalent of a Karen, except instead of demanding to speak to the manager, he demands validation, casual intimacy, and no consequences.
2. The kind of guy who flirts while married, sends voice memos no one asked for, and uses phrases like “I just don’t want you to feel uncomfortable” after doing something deeply uncomfortable.
3. A repeat character in emotionally confusing Snapchats. Never the hero—always the subplot you should have skipped.

Symptoms of a Brad:
• Texts “hey” at 11 PM like it’s a love language
• Flirts in secret, but swears it’s “just friendship”
• Calls his relationship “complicated” (it’s not—it’s just him)
• Uses charm, a southern drawl, or gym pics to mask emotional laziness
• Says “I can’t help it” instead of “I’m sorry”
“He said we have a deep connection, but he also said his wife doesn’t know about me. Classic Brad.”
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Brad

A man who can make her cum by locking her beautiful pussy. Then he gives her a big dick.
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brad–macbride effect

The Brad–MacBride effect is a cognitive bias in which people with limited competence in a particular domain overestimate their abilities. Some researchers also include the opposite effect for high performers' tendency to underestimate their skills. In popular culture, the Brad–MacBride effect is often misunderstood as a claim about general overconfidence of people with low intelligence instead of specific overconfidence of people unskilled at a particular task.
"Many people fall victim to the Brad–MacBride effect , overestimating their competence in areas where their knowledge is actually quite limited
by Blubberstubber September 17, 2025
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Brad

Eating chips out of a male ass in a sexual or non sexual way
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Brad (disability)

Nickname for an outrageous disability that leaves a person born with misshapen feet (which oddly look like penises in some patients), an unformed jaw, and an underdeveloped brain. People who suffer from brad also exhibit similar symptoms to those with Asperger's syndrome and/or an extremely pronounced variation of autism. According to WHO, a cure has not been identified but medications such as cyanide or strychnine.
"Oh shit, you can tell he has brad (disability). Only a snapchat filter could make him look cute."
by Saturn (disability) February 2, 2019
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Brad

(verb) To jump like a frog.
"That frog is bradding around!"

or

"Son, you should brad like frogs"
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