jan 24

My fucking b-day

My friend: Yo its jan 24
Me:ik
My friend: ok bye
Me: bitch get back here and say happy b-day to me
My friend: i was just kidding i knew the whole time
(that was a lie)

by Fvckingagoat November 23, 2021

November 24

National smooch day. Listen up folks it no make outs just smooch

November 24 is national smooch day...hey I don’t make the rules

by BOONIE guy November 19, 2019

March 24

Very cute girl was born on this day uwu

Use too see how cute march 24 people were

by Its me uwu guy November 22, 2021

March 24

Ask your best friend brother out

(They have to say yes )

Brenda : hey um do you wanna go out

Angel: um what the heck you my sisters best friend why are you asking me out

Brenda : cause its march 24 day to ask your best friend brother out

Angel: ok then sure

by anonymous January 8, 2022

April 24

the day where the hottest most bad bitches are born on

wow, your born on April 24?? your so hot!

by yourmomishereforyou January 31, 2022

October 24

Give a girl or girlfriend a piece of clothing and they get to pick

(And they don’t have to give it back)

On October 24 you can do this👇🏼
Her:Hey can I have your hoodie/sweater/sweatpants etc

Him: yea sure
........
Him:can I have my stuff back
Her:nope I don’t have to

by Yaya293947 October 23, 2019

April 24

National Best Friend Buys Your Food Day

“yo its April 24 buy my food”

“damn it”

by notthessquid April 21, 2021