Beer Mattress

The act of drinking alcohol specifically to be able to sleep in an uncomfortable place. Typically used outdoors, when sleeping in the front seat of a car, or when sleeping on the floor of your friends dorm.

Kieth: Hey Bud, wanna come camping at the rock quary this weekend?

Me: Sure, do I need to bring anything special?

Kieth: Bring an air mattress, the ground is rocky.

Me: I'll be fine, I plan on bringing my Beer Mattress!

by dee-rock May 16, 2010

Beer Dibbling

One who has been drinking too much beer.

Comes from Mars Hill, North Carolina.
Northern Irish in origin ?

He's been beer dibbling.
Y'all going beer dibbling tonight?

Don't pronounce the g.

Beer Dibblin' etc

by ingle1 June 24, 2010

beer church

A bar that opens early on sundays. The word "beer" is sometimes omitted as an understood modifier.

"Bye! See you in beer church!"

by Norm!! October 22, 2006

Beer Cheese

Female discharge

I would have eaten her pussy out, but she had beer cheese coming out of her.

by Mr. Anti Beercheez October 4, 2008

Beer Deuce

(be-er duse)When eating any pizza topped with sausage and drinking a mug of frosty beer and the sausage falls into the beer portrying a turd nugget in a toilet bowl.

Anthony:"Pass me a slice of that sausage pizza fool."

Mark:"ok.... Oops i dropped a Beer Deuce."

by kushkiller909 June 19, 2011

Koala Beer

In Australia a popular tourist buy is a tiny koala bear that can clip on to things. When said Koala bear is attached to the top of a beer the otherwise colloquial beverage is then transformed into a koala beer.

"Dude check it out, it's a koala beer!"

by IamCanadain December 12, 2009

beer back

When ordering a shot the bar provides an optional cheap beer to wash it down.

He got a tequila shot with a beer back for $4.00.

by Blizzard Milan June 16, 2018