Crunch

to beat the absolute hell out of

Josh: omg did you see the fight between Zack and Nick
Pam: omg right Nick totally got crunched!
Josh: he never had a chance against Zack

by sierrxrose April 2, 2019

jamaican crab go crunch

15 british/jamaican person who does boxing

have u heard of jamaican crab go crunch?

by catorgansontiktok December 25, 2020

crunch granola

A term that best describes people that lack personal hygiene , are overly consumed with environmental conservation. A new era, 21st Century hippie.

Yo, babe, look, Ruth still refuses to shave any of her “hot spots” or legs all in the name of water conservation. PU!! Straight Crunch granola

by Woodbury 008 October 11, 2017

Taco Crunch

A swift hand movement to the female genetalia region, causing pain in the vagina

Dave gave a taco crunch to Nancy after she slept with his dad.

by Dave-Kort October 18, 2013

Crunch

Another word for a "poo" or a "shit"

yo Andy I need a crunch

by kitstain July 9, 2023

Eiffel Crunch

It's like the Eiffel Tower but in Crunch land.

OMJJJINGGLY BERRY'S! IT'S THE EIFFEL CRUNCH! SQUEEEEK.

by CrunchayMaster123 July 19, 2023

White Crunch Bar

The nickname of a girl who puts makeup over all her acne to hide it even though we all obviously see it, and it looks worse with the caked makeup on it.

Ew shes a white crunch bar!

by Bailey22301 July 9, 2015