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Eiffel Tower vs Escargot

A question where someone is asked, "Eiffel Tower or Escargot". If they answer escargot, then they have to go to a fancy Parisian restaurant and goon on the most expensive plate of escargot. If they answer Eiffel Tower, then they must buy a model Eiffel Tower from the Eiffel Tower gift shop and insert the entirety of it into their rectum.
He finaly answered the question (Eiffel Tower vs Escargot) at the cast party, but he's an escargooner!
by N0CallerID June 16, 2025
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Kids vs. Wizards

Eng.: The worst Russian animated movie based on a very controversial book. An blatant xenophobic religious propaganda (read: non-Russians and magicians are evil), graphics and animation efforts are god-awful, the premise and plot are cliched and ridiculous, the overall message is warped, characters are forgettable and unrelatable, multiple blatant historical inaccuracies (read: Nazi camp in Scotland?!), bla-bla-bla. Five obvious reasons I could bother to say. Thank god the sequel never happened.

More like ROC (Russian Orthodox Church) vs. Harry Potter. Harry Potter is still awesome, though.

Rus.: Убогий российский анимационный фильм по очень неоднозначной книге. Банальная ксенофобская религиозная пропаганда (читай: нерусские и маги - зло), графика и анимация отвратительны, замысел и сюжет клишированы и нелепы, общий посыл искажен, персонажи забываемы и неуместны, множество вопиющих исторических моментов неточности (читай: нацистский лагерь в Шотландии?!), бла-бла-бла. Пять очевидных причин, которые я мог бы назвать. Слава богу продолжения не было.

Скорее РПЦ (Русская православная церковь) против Гарри Поттера. Но Гарри Поттер все равно прекрасен.
Kids vs. Wizards' infamous quotes:
Professor Kosh: Let's feed with lead pies! (Профессор Кош: Накормим свинцовыми пирогами!)
Elya: Shut up, Russian pig! (Эля: Заткнись, русская свинья!)
by Maxkatsur April 30, 2023
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Saggs Vs Faggs

The name given to a the fight between a saggy cunt and a fishy kid. Just like thrilla in manila but in school and the fighter can't fight, also disabled.
"Yo bro whens saggs vs faggs round 5."
"Hammy said he doesn't mind but faggs doesn't want the smoke"
by Big darni October 18, 2019
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Slendytubbies VS Redux

by Gerald joey genkins October 24, 2023
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Pornhub.com Vs Planespotters.net

Two websites, Which one is better?
Mayor: so votes shown for Pornhub.com Vs Planespotters.net and shows that planespotters.net has 91.7% votes and 8.3% for Pornhub.com so I declare that planespotters wins for the most favorite website
by EMD F59PHI July 25, 2024
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Cam vs Colt

A YouTube Channel started By Cameron Cuthill and Colton MacDonald in 2016. Cameron Landed a bottle flip on the couch....it was epic
Person A: Lmao did you see the new Cam vs Colt video?
Person B: OHHHH.....YESSSS
by CameronHater42069 May 6, 2021
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The day of aliens vs predators

The celebration of Mexican heritage in the city of Cuntakempay where 47 illegal homeless, starving, smelly, poor, and thick, mexican four year olds try to outrun eight horny and sexually frustrated Amish predators on horseback with wonder woman’s lasso of truth.
Hey Frank what are you doing on Sunday?

Frank: I think I’m gonna throw on The day of Aliens vs Predators, it’s streaming on ESPN
by Ana Ferrel July 29, 2023
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