Nut Job

The act of violently sucking on someone's testicles.

"I thought she was experienced, until she gave me a nut job."

by Froggo boi May 31, 2023

nut

1: To bust a fat boi
2: Alternative name for an acorn

(masturbation in the distance)
Wife: Hey, you ok?
(guy nuts all over his wife)
Wife: EEEWWW!

2:
)Squirrel chewing acorn)
Little kid: Boi that's a nut

by OoftheDoof! June 5, 2019

Burnt Nuts

Jacking off too fast and getting friction burns

Bro, I went too hard last night and got me some burnt nuts

by AWEYEAH May 14, 2017

prom nuts

the more extreme version of blue balls, but experienced when throwing tons of money on renting a tux, getting a limo, flowers/corsage, and despite getting teased all night--end up with nothing happening.

Man 1: "John, what's wrong?"
Man 2: "It's Jennie. I shelled out over 6 Benjamins for that party and all she gave me was prom nuts."

by beepeezy1 May 11, 2025

No nut march

march towards no nut
originated from the floor gang's creator

"haha big booba pixar auntie aha"
-silence wench, its no nut march

by siwnhs March 12, 2021

Nut Drink

The drunk spelling of 'not drunk'

Someone: I think Aqua is drunk
Aqua: he I'm nut drink

by ERMAHGAWD July 13, 2016

June 24th- National send nut video (with sound on) day

June 24th is commonly known as the day where every guy sends their girlfriend a nut video (with sound on)

did you know today is June 24th- National send nut video (with sound on) day. should send me one.

by johndoe2345 June 23, 2023