eye-beam

A structural/support-column of varying size --- i.e., ranging anywhere from a simple length of 1X3 strapping all the way up to a bleepin' GIANT SEQUOIA trunk, depending on how big a hypocrite someone is --- located in the orbital-cavity of many humans, particularly sniffy-arrogant tongue-cluckers and overly-critical finger-waggers who squintingly notice minute specks of sawdust in other people's eyes.

It should be unnecessary to actually purchase much if any framing-lumber to build a new church; one initially only needs to invite large numbers of people to come to an outdoor service in a vacant lot, and then just cast out all their eye-beams and stack them up in a huge pile at once side of the lot... as we all know, the bulk of church-attendees are major hypocrites, anyway, and so there should be no shortage of 2X4 studs, 4X4 posts, floor-truss members, railroad-ties, etc. Extra points if you also ask each member of said congregation to bring a handful of nails; you should then be able to start construction immediately! And don't fret that said holy sanctum is being fabricated from sinful materials --- it's common knowledge that most churches were "built on hypocrisy" anyway, so you should be all good.

by QuacksO October 19, 2019

eye of the tiger

one of the most annoying, overused, bland and uninspiring workout/montage song ever.

eye of the tiger is overrated

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! June 15, 2024

peach eye

an especially attractive bulva

what a great peach eye

by Mr. Bawls February 8, 2024

Bee Eye Tee See Aych

A B-Word the word spelled out is B-I-T-C-H

Tom: what is Bee Eye Tee See Aych
Nicholas: a bad word

by Ayeleeeks October 19, 2024

eye-of-god

A person who has a fine eye, a man or woman who can notice/spot very small and fine details, never missing something from his/her line of sight, uncommon details and almost impossible to notice by an average person.

S1:I don't understand, he has such a fine eye, he spots every small detail, even I can't see them at first sight.
S2:Since he notices every detail and has a fine eye I guess your boyfriend has the eye-of-god.

by _wtjpn September 30, 2019

Eye Wash Station

When you're about to cum, you put your dickhole right on her eye and blast.

Last night Ashley never saw that eye wash station coming, now she won't see anything coming for a while.

by 666tacos April 10, 2019

Eye Slap

Eye slap... verb, to roll your eyes in disgust at someone

Some one rolls their eyes at you in disgust and you ask... Did you just eye slap me?

by 1 Scooter September 14, 2023