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oh baby jesus

A word coined by the famous Ricky Bobby now used as a synonym for phrases like "Oh shit," Oh no," and my personal favorite, "Well fuck me"
Someone: I forgot my phone and my keys and my underwear.
Me: Oh baby jesus that sucks cow balls.
by THESEAREREALWORDS December 14, 2017
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Slovakian Baby Shower

The Slovakian baby shower is simple. A pregnant woman, in the twilight of her third trimester is riding cowgirl on her partner, and when her water breaks, THEY DON’T STOP.
Little Timmy isn’t doing so well in school, it’s probably because he was born by Slovakian baby shower.
by IG@50shades.ofwhite January 25, 2020
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Baby pipe muncher

A baby pipe muncher starts off as a missing pet. A full grown pipe muncher will steal a pet to be raised as a baby pipe muncher. The baby pipe muncher will be put into a new home when full grown. They shadow the adult pipe muncher until they are old enough to get their own houses walls and munch on pipes. As young pipe munchers they lick the pipes clean for the adult pipe munchers.
1. Omg look it's a baby pipe muncher.
2. Look at the baby pipe muncher licking the pipes.
3. Wow what a lovely baby pipe muncher.
by Bryan Chiolé September 21, 2020
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clean the baby cannon

I wish she would clean the baby cannon.
by redheadbass January 13, 2013
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1000 bottle baby

A baby whos mom drank 1000 bottles of any alcohol while pregnant
“Damn!!! That baby got 10 feet what the tuck!!!”

Must be a 1000 bottle baby 👶👶👶👶🍻🍷🥂
by Frogsareawesome26? February 16, 2023
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fuck you babies

Having so many children that can potentially make you grandchildren that you are at ease knowing your genetic line will proliferate in the future.

In reference to the phrase "fuck you money" where you have so much money that you can say fuck you to nearly anyone without significant repercussions.

Origin:

JFG Tonight Episode #932
Person 1: Isn't he worried he will die alone?

Person 2: Nah, he has fuck you babies.
by Street Spitin' Wizard September 1, 2023
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