by Jackelanm January 14, 2024

by A fuckin tds player November 9, 2021

by Magofucker November 29, 2021

He is the thiccest man in existence the sound of his asscheeks clapping is louder than Thor smacking the fuck out of a mountain if i was gay id tap that ass we do not stop until nightfall
by IsBadAtMath November 6, 2023

by YUAFYW March 13, 2022

Slapping ones john is a term dirived from lower Manhattan. The art of nonchalantly and gently kissing a strangers penis or if you prefer. His shiny helmet.
by Condalisa_rice June 19, 2018

Just the most annoying person ever. He looks like a girl. He always has a high-pitched voice and pretends to be cool. He always runs away if someone wants to fight him which is all the time because he always talks shit. Everyone wishes they have duct tape or a stapler to shut him up.
Boy 1: Omg it's Michael St John
Boy 2: fuck, I don't want to talk to Michael
Boy 1: right he's so annoying and he will run away if you try to hit him for talking shit
boy 2: fr he's such a pussy
Boy 2: fuck, I don't want to talk to Michael
Boy 1: right he's so annoying and he will run away if you try to hit him for talking shit
boy 2: fr he's such a pussy
by michaelcantfight May 17, 2022
