Penis Palooza

do sex in a locker

Hey Bob mc. Bobberson, I did a Penis Palooza today!
Bob mc. Bobberson: wai wat-

by P0pcord February 22, 2021

penis

male body part

"he put his penis in his mouth. it was a super gay dude."

by i ben dover 4 ur mom November 22, 2021

Penis Grease

grease that is on a penis or someone that is terrible at a activity

BRO THAT GUY IS FUCKING PENIS GREASE AT THIS GAME

by YourfavBlackGuy June 14, 2021

penis

A pejorative that is used instead of “dick”.

Although being a “dick” is an insult, it has connotations of dominance, virility, and eroticism. For example: “big dick energy”. But a penis is often flaccid and small. A penis will hurt when you kick it. A penis is what you’ll find on a baby boy. It is the opposite of erotic.

That guy cut me off! That guy’s a penis!

Will you stop acting like a penis?!

by correlation_lee July 13, 2024

Penis

idk but it tastes funny.

Person 1: Have you ever heard of a penis.

Person 2: No, but my friend said they tased oddly

by LargeCokMaster October 3, 2022

penis pilgrimage

a trip or vacation one takes with the intention of meeting up with or visiting someone in order to get laid

Joey paid for Sarah’s bus ticket. She’s going all the way to Boston on a penis pilgrimage.

by Beavcoonn January 8, 2018

welfare penis

When a guy brags about how much sex he has, but his penis doesn’t work, so the other person has to do all of the work.

Person 1: “I heard Madison Cawthorn is getting divorced.”
Person 2: “Yeah, his wife got tired of the constant welfare penis.”

by anonymous December 22, 2021