A scary sentence-starter by high school teachers, especially teachers of senior classes, showing what lies ahead.
"When you go to college..." my teacher said "...you will have to (take notes this way/have horrible homework assignments/do research/etc.)"
by B.L.G. February 20, 2007
if you are experiencing these symptoms of “Im going to fucking die disease”, the only solution is mommy hugs/Gf kisses/ cuddles with the boys
by SerratedBaguette June 03, 2020
If you get hit by this, You can't do anything, but you'll disintegrate, the only way to stop this is by committing sewer side.
by Garbageeeee July 23, 2018
by batis November 15, 2014
Hopefully you don't base a decision on whether you're attracted to somebody on what they look like on the surface alone. It's a little bit weird to date only people who don't look like you because they don't look like you and for no other reason.
Dewey Cox's first wife- You can't be married to more than one person at the same time Dewey, neither can I, that's why I'm with Leroy now. Once you go black you never go back.
Dewey Cox- (to Edith) Edith wait! (to Darlene) It's okay, she's gone now, and she ain't coming back. This will make everybody involved happier I think.
Dewey Cox- (to Edith) Edith wait! (to Darlene) It's okay, she's gone now, and she ain't coming back. This will make everybody involved happier I think.
by Solid Mantis March 14, 2021
What you say when you want to make a double entendre, whilst drinking a beverage from a mug, asking somebody to have a go.
by stranoster January 03, 2010
Used as a euphemism for both male and female Masturbation. Origin: the use of "Fish" as a word for Female reproductive organs, and Fishing as a euphemism for having sex.
"I haven't gone fishing in a long time, So I decided it about was time to Go to the Bait Shop for a new fishing rod"
by Citrus! April 07, 2009