when you go to college...

A scary sentence-starter by high school teachers, especially teachers of senior classes, showing what lies ahead.

"When you go to college..." my teacher said "...you will have to (take notes this way/have horrible homework assignments/do research/etc.)"

by B.L.G. February 21, 2007

im going to fucking die disease

Tummy hurt a bit too much for a bit too long

if you are experiencing these symptoms of “Im going to fucking die disease”, the only solution is mommy hugs/Gf kisses/ cuddles with the boys

by SerratedBaguette June 2, 2020

go commit not feeling so good

If you get hit by this, You can't do anything, but you'll disintegrate, the only way to stop this is by committing sewer side.

Thanos: Go commit not feeling so good
Spider man: Mr. Stark I don't feel so good

by Garbageeeee July 22, 2018

going alpha israel

Going into the zone becoming stronger and smarter than normally are becoming a alpha

Man we were playing football and Tony was going alpha Israel

by batis November 15, 2014

Once you go black you never go back

Hopefully you don't base a decision on whether you're attracted to somebody on what they look like on the surface alone. It's a little bit weird to date only people who don't look like you because they don't look like you and for no other reason.

Dewey Cox's first wife- You can't be married to more than one person at the same time Dewey, neither can I, that's why I'm with Leroy now. Once you go black you never go back.
Dewey Cox- (to Edith) Edith wait! (to Darlene) It's okay, she's gone now, and she ain't coming back. This will make everybody involved happier I think.

by Solid Mantis March 14, 2021

Have a go, ya mug.

What you say when you want to make a double entendre, whilst drinking a beverage from a mug, asking somebody to have a go.

Hey Martin, have a go, ya mug. I'll beat you down at fencing.

by stranoster January 3, 2010

yugoslovian go-cart ride

When you place the woman you are trying to mack upon your penis in a downward thrusting motion multiple *JENNA* times while running aroudn the room and going "choot choot" as if u are a train. You continue this until utter exhaustion and u break down, thus getting the yugoslovian part (the falling economy)

Damn, i had to take that bitch on a yugoslovian go-cart ride till she imploded.

by loganfuckingwadefuckingvanarsd August 11, 2008