double wide

A state of extreme sexual arousal in a woman. A variation of 'wide-on,' a female erection.

That guy from accounts receivable gives me a double wide.

Hear that, girlfriend, I've had to change my panties three times today already!

by Shuaman November 26, 2017

Double Knee Slapper

A double knee slapper is when you hear something that is so funny that it brings out your embarrassing loud obnoxious laugh. So instead you fake laugh out loud and jump in the air, slapping both your knees going “Boop boop” then land on your feet, yelling “Thats a Double Knee Slapper!”

Dude, Dom’s Double Knee Slapper yesterday reacting to her joke, nearly made me piss myself.

by DomTheItalian November 26, 2017

double of ranch

Double entendre of 'Dab of Ranch' terminology. Refers to the British Columbia government. Inspired by the Major Lazer song 'Know No Better'. The BC Government is renowned for corruption and incompetence.

Liberals are formed by entitled far right wing retirees that identifying with high net worth while being low net worth. Leadership is comprised of freemasons of lower intelligence. Dr Crusty Clark and Drk Gurdass Campbell are recent. No enlightened leadership since WAC Bennett. This party collaborates with the freemasons, mafia, ethnic interests that are easily duped, and entitled retirees on fixed income pensions. The freemasons consistently engage in economic corruption for personal gain. It is customary for these them to be within zero degrees of separation with drug dealers, bikers, and police through the cult. Deep within the mountains of the Okanagan Valley, there exists an Illuminati that rigs the election from West Kelowna. Similar to the Nazi uprising in Austria.

NDP party has a fiscal policy that is Not Directly Proportional to reality. These guys and gals smoke ganja, unionize, grow pony tails, and empty the provincial coffers via fiscal munchies. Able to swing the vote via disenfranchised underemployed (basically 80% of immigrants in BC) labour.

BC is run by Vancouver. Hong Kong runs Vancouver. The Triads, with the People's Liberation Army, run Hong Kong. So BC is run by the world's most dangerous and well organized terrorist organization with govt support.

I saw Gordon Campbell at Kelowna Airport the other day. Double of ranch he was upgrading to a BMW at Budget rental car before heading to the lodge.

by realist the December 4, 2017

Double Trouble

Putting two fingers up your nose at the same time and searching for gold.

I just completed a double trouble mission

by Fck Ye December 9, 2017

Double Double Dingo Geeto

You put your hands out and rollover; mostly performed by toddlers.

Colt did a double double dingo geeto on the floor earlier

by Wordmasterj82 December 15, 2017

Double dippin your whiskey bits

When you can’t get a boner for sex, but have sex anyways. With 2 DIFFERENT people

You were beyond hammered last night, and you nailed both of them?
You had to be double dippin your whiskey bits brah

by Urnicus72 February 20, 2018

Double vagina

When a girl has larger thighs and it looks like she has a second libia - or a second vagina. So the slang phrase "double vagina" or "double vag" is a another way of calling a girl fat. Often used by assholes who want to shame you.

After he had seen my nudes , he started calling me "double vagina"

by dəfinə_mə February 23, 2018