cum cal

(n). A calendar that should be utilized in every romantic relationship which documents the orgasms of each partner on a daily, weekly, and monthly basis. Should be kept underneath the bed.

I thought I was pissed off at my boyfriend but then I checked the cum cal and realized I came twelve times last week.... I feel bad, I was just upset cuz I haven't came in 2 days...You know how it is.

by cjezioro September 25, 2010

cum stains banies

a very large muscle man with a 3 inch perma slagging being black cock

oh get ready for a cum stains banies you sexy fuck

by Banies bum December 22, 2019

Cream of the cum

the white schit you find inside the cum

"I have found the cream of the cum"

by StankyStank IV June 19, 2022

cum

a type of liquid that comes out of a boys dick when he jacks off or when a girl puts your dick in her mouth and sucks you off until you cum in her mouth or when you stick your dick in a girls pussy and cum inside it

my girlfriend was horny so I stuck my dick in her pussy and my hot load of cum filled her up

by dubblebubblegum November 24, 2024

cum butterfly

When you had the sucking of a life from your girl and you shoot out sperm shaped like a butterfly.

When I slept with the woman I shot out a cum butterfly, it flew to the window.

by Ecmaniac March 7, 2017

Cum

A common juice cocktail from Brazil. You can ask for it in most households, but attempting to get it yourself will result in you not obtaining it.

“Can I have a bottle of Cum?”

“Of course! Here ya go!”

by Average Snom June 20, 2023

Cumming, GA

Funny 69 city name

The people who founded "Cumming, GA" 😭

by IhateSouthTexas January 15, 2024