John

one of the coolest people you'll ever meet. Seriously John will always have the coolest demeanor to him. never gets flustered or even raises his voice. is intelligent and friendly especially towards the ladies. a great friend that will always be there for you.

Person 1) (Yells)John we got go lets dich this party quick ahhh.

John) (Whispers) oh ok, what door are we using ? do we have to run?

by Krayons 213 April 26, 2023

Father John Misty

One of the best indie artist of all of the times, mahashmashana is his newest album to date, and his best (in my opinion fuck your opinion) is God's Favorite Customer

I have a big crush on Father John Misty
Father John Misty isn't that pedo priest from your church

by ThatGuyInAGasMask December 3, 2024

John

Name

He is john.

by Jhoshuan May 12, 2022

John

Noun; can be used in place of of any object or thing

Man put that John away
I gotta go charge my John

Bros got a bag full of Johns

by SlickDook69 January 24, 2023

john

isn’t allowed to date until he’s 18, but considers you his girlfriend anyways. he makes you feel like the best girl in the world, then breaks your heart bc he cares more about his sport than he does about you. who knows, things may work out in the future though.

no john is the sweetest.

i hate john so much.

by ajtheblondie March 30, 2021

Big Chuck and Little John

New people in the workplace

Look at big chuck and little John coming In starting new gossip

by 23Birderman August 10, 2023

John cena

A invisible man willing to hurt you at any cost

Look it's famous wrestler john cena

by Bob the build 1768 September 26, 2022