Jack

a pussyhat boy, a poo smear of a son. Do not befriend a Jack. -The Paper Menagerie

"Um - Your friend over there is giving me bad Jack vibes. I would unfriend him if I were you. He looks like he treats his momma like trash. Red Flag."

by PooPooPeePee2211 May 18, 2022

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jack aughff

The action of telling someone oneself is about to beat meat, but it being so pleasurable that one simply cannot finish one's sentence.

"Hey man I'm about to jack aughff....."
"Cmon man Michael's touching himself again.."

by Coolguy286 July 30, 2024

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if your name is jack then your probably the popular guy in school that every one loves but if your a brother or sister to this person than you guys fight a lot and jack is also very annoying.

jack: your probably are the popular guy and you don't do your homework.

by probably the popular guy in... June 4, 2020

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mind jack

When a show you're watching is so good it's the equivalent of your mind masturbating. A mind jack. (From the verb 'to jack off)

I don't know how Ugly Betty and Lost manage it, but every week when I'm watching...It's just a mind jack.

by Jake White August 5, 2009

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Jack

Stupid bitch who can't do pushups and has no right telling people they have bad pushups dumb bitch thinks weights will reduce his height skinny little boy Jack deserves the ring finger

Jack:That's the worst pushups I've ever seen
Person:i will box the shit outta you jack

by anonymous August 28, 2022

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