Hagatha’s Cats Effect

phenomenon illustrating that those who don’t think they are pieces of shit are actually major pieces of shit but are too unaware to realize it.

Mike Chandler while trying to pick up women in Nashville demonstrated the Hagatha’s Cats effect.

by Atlantareelestate July 17, 2024

Engine Cat

A purring cat.

"Guys look! My cat is purring, he's a little engine cat!"

by DarlingMichi July 26, 2022

cat cozy

a knitted, crocheted, or felted cat bed that is shaped like a large beanie with a singular hole, so that the cat can cuddle comfortably inside in purrfectly restful sleep.

"I made a cute cat cozy and my cat loves it! All you can see of her is her little head poking out of the hole of a huge wool beanie.

by mayishcute April 08, 2015

cat shepherd

The second career for a straight modern feminist woman when she has rejected all men in her league, but "refuses to settle" and "knows her worth".

"Did you see Norma at the class reunion? she didn't come with a date, guess she's still single."
"I heard she was a cat shepherd now."

by Aurora Garnet June 10, 2022

Tapping the Cat

When a girl masturbates

"I'm gonna go tap the cat now"

Guy #1: "I heard Lynn was tapping the cat. What's that mean?"

Guy #2: "it's just another word for masturbating, man."

by iamyourdaddy6669 April 23, 2015

cat the pat

it was pat the cat until some random hobo decided to change it to cat the pat

and that random hobo was me

random 53 iq guy:cat the pat!

normal person:what

by B_ R_ U_ H October 29, 2021

Jiggle Belly Cat

A cat with a jiggle belly

Jiggle belly

Jiggle belly

Jiggle belly cat

Jiggle belly cat
Jiggle belly cat
Jiggle and jiggle
And jiggle belly
Jiggle belly caaaaaaaat
Jiggle belly

Jiggle belly

Jiggle belly cat
Jiggle belly cat
Ehhhhhhhhhhhh
Jiggle belly cat
Jiggle and jiggle
and jiggle belly cat
Jiggle belly caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
Jiggle belly
Jiggle belly
Jiggle belly cat
Jiggle belly
Jiggle belly
I said that's a jelly biggle cat
Biggle jelly
Jiggle belly
Biggle .................
Biggle jelly cat
Jiggle belly
Jiggle jiggle belly
Jiggle belly
And a jiggle belly cat
That's a jiggle belly caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat :)
Jiggle belly
Jiggle belly
Jiggle belly cat
Jiggle belly cat
and a jiggle belly cat
Jiggle bellyyyyyyyyy
And that's
Jiggle belly
Jiggle belly caaaaaaaaaaaaaat
Jiggle belly
Jiggle belly
A jiggle bel-ly cat
Jiggle belly
Jiggle Belly
Jiggle jiggle jiggle jiggle belly cat
Jiggle belly
Jiggle belly
Jiggle belly cat
Jiggle belly cat's leaving meeeee :(

by Avenoul December 05, 2023