Chum-Farts are gassy substances wear you plug your fingers like a rhino through a girl's eyes and butthole and poke so hard that the cum that is seeping out of her turns into straight bile-like-substance.
by J.J WillyNickles May 12, 2022
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I can’t stand John at work. He spends all day floating around like a fart in a bottle while the rest of us are grafting.
by Annatommy September 15, 2022
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‘She farted’
by chiki-san May 21, 2021
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Haha why u fart
by Fart ball persónu Jón amma ha October 27, 2022
Get the Fart mug.When your butt crack has obtained enough moisture, from sweat or other causes, and you experience Flatulence. It is the vibrant reaction of your cheeks and moisture combined together that simulate a sound that one has shit themselves.
Jeremy: *experiences Flatulence*
Miranda: Hey, Did you just shit yourself?
Jeremy: what? Sorry no I was outside a minute ago, that was just a Sweaty Crack Fart.
Miranda: Hey, Did you just shit yourself?
Jeremy: what? Sorry no I was outside a minute ago, that was just a Sweaty Crack Fart.
by Kspice Daddy September 7, 2025
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