farting in the shower

This is in reference to doing something that is self-destructive. Farting in the shower does nothing but make your life unpleasant.

Bucky: "Hey! Did you hear about Andy? "
Lewis: "Nope. Is he in the clink?"
Bucky: "Nah, he asked out Marcia when Scott was right there. Totally farting in the shower. Scott slammed him into the wall and then spit on him. A real dick move. It's like he wants to ruin his own life more than we do..."

by von groovy September 3, 2024

Maserati Farts

The noise the exhaust of a Maserati Ghibli makes during gear changes while driving aggressively and using the paddle shifters.

Dave, did you hear that? Your Maserati is farting. Maserati Farts son….

by JeanClaudeTransAm January 11, 2025

Fart Squeeze

a person that squeezes their facts

Dude that bitch is a fart squeezer

by Sharter69 January 1, 2021

Fart Army

The name of Ian's "Fanbase" in an old Smosh skit about comedy videos

Ian: SUP FART ARMY!

Nobody: ...

by The.Procrastinator55555 March 18, 2021

Lucky Fart

When you have pipe crack in your toilet, you have to fart on your money before you go to the casino.
Untill you can fart on the money bills those are going to be blessed with extra luck so you can play with them safely
with the wild shark slot machine game. And every time when you hit the free game you have to yell GEBO. Trust me, works every time.

Going to bless this stack with my Lucky Fart, because GEBO is life Gebo is love *farts luckily*

by GEBOO March 2, 2019

Fart on my Apple

To rain on someone’s parade

I hate it when that mother fucking cunt James comes around, he’s always tryin to fart on my Apple

by Lars Honey Toast 2000 November 27, 2019

wake up call fart

A fart that is ripped near or on someones face or head while they are sleeping. At that moment the sleeping person wakes up from the fart.

Lance: Hey Teri are you ok? You don’t look so good.
Teri: No I’m not ok. I was just woken up and on the receiving end of a wake up call fart on my head from Larry.

by Ray Veege February 23, 2025