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John

An ant raping pan chewing pool adicted maniac who lives to shit out lego pieces
Did John shit in the hall again !?
Are there lego pieces?!
Yes !
by Magofucker November 29, 2021
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John-Paul

A John-Paul is a laboratory created clone with the genius of Napoleon, the ruthlessness of Julius Caesar, the daring of Hannibal, and the shrewdness of Attila the Hun.

A John-Paul goes by many names: "The Crawling Chaos," "God of a Thousand Forms," "Stalker Among the Stars," "Black Pharaoh," "Faceless God," and "Messenger of the Outer Gods" among others. His motives are unclear - though he is clearly an agent of chaos.

Otherwise, a John-Paul is known for being a swell fella and steadfast friend.
Revelation 13:1: John-Paul will rise up out of the sea, having seven heads and ten horns, and upon his horns ten crowns, and upon his heads the name of blasphemy.
by NotJohn-Paul November 23, 2021
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John 1:14

A cool Bible verse that says: And the Word became flesh and dwelt among us, and we beheld His glory, the glory as of the only begotten of the Father, full of grace and truth.
Person 1: Yo bro have you heard of John 1:14
Person 2: No, what is that?
Person 1: Its a cool Bible verse it says: And the Word became flesh and dwelt among us, and we beheld His glory, the glory as of the only begotten of the Father, full of grace and truth.
by IFuckingHateEve November 24, 2023
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John

I am john
by Buusiness October 9, 2019
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John Michael

A stupid dumbass, thinks he's funny, has no fucking life. Predator. A fucking dickhead that turns girls lesbian within 40 seconds of contact. A sad pathetic little Man, that cannot stand being wrong. An immature dickhead who lives under the delusion that he is funny and that people actually value his presence(incorrect)
John Michael is a fucking dumbass, I hope he gets munted by 4 baboons and never turns up. He uses an alaskin pipeline every night to try and make himself feel better.
by JohnWoodHater March 14, 2025
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Say what up to John

The act of taking a huge dab to become really high
Hey man, what do you say we go say what up to John after church?
by Dr. Anita Cain N’Degochello September 21, 2018
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John

John is one of the categories in the John Chart™.
John represents people who are friendly, hardworking, approachable and humorous.
If you ever see someone who could be categorized as a John approach them, get to know them and befriend them,
they will always be there in your darkest moments
Person 1: James is such a nice guy, and he's so funny too!
Person 2: Yes! He's such a John.
by PixelManGaming January 22, 2023
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