ur mom

ugly

ur mom is ugly

by plumpus mc thick December 15, 2020

your mom

broke

girl: i cant afford jordans
other girl: your mom BROKE

by charli dam mama olio December 20, 2020

Your Mom

You are a stupid person so stop with the your mom jokes

Your mom is so fat

by CoooooolDogmannn December 21, 2020

Your mom

1. gay
2. gay
3. gay
4. gay
5. gay

Your mom is gay.

by Carson Sturgill December 21, 2020

Your mom

An ugly animal that is used to scare people on Christmas

AAAH JEFF IT IS YOUR MOM

by Kile December 21, 2020

homeless wanabe mom

A homeless woman who begs to every man she sees for unprotected sex because she want's to be a mom, even though she is homeless

Person 1: I am going to take another route to walk to work from now on. May take 5 minutes more.

Person 2: Why?

Person 1: Because there is this annoying homeless wanabe mom, along my walk to work who embarrasses me everytime she asks me for sex out of the blue.

Person 2: Ok, no problem. Just wake 5 minutes more early.

by MST3K I like December 25, 2020

mom

Someone who takes care of you and loves you from when you were little. They don’t have to be a woman, or the person who gave birth to you. Ex: if you have gay parents, like me, never say you don’t have a mother because he’s right there. If you’re mom couldn’t take care of you and your aunt had to instead, there’s your mom! If your an orphan, your caretaker, the list goes on!

My mom is pretty good and cooking and biking.

by kihroudy December 28, 2020