Kind Fart

A kind fart is an immense, hellacious, and earth-shattering fart that you hold in because there are other people in the car, vicinity, grocery line, etc. You KINDLY hold it in because you know the noxious ass gas that you so desperately need to let out will probably destroy every living thing near you.

Car passenger 1 to car passenger 2: Hey, are you ok? What's wrong?

Passenger 2: I'm holding back a kind fart..... It's really ripping up my insides right now.. I can't wait to get out of this car so I can let it out... *sighs*

by Downr@nge December 1, 2016

fartness lockness

a fart monster that haunts your doors when they are locked. It eats u from the inside out, usually it tends to hide in your intestinal track.

person 01889: My intestinal track feels like the 9th circle of hell
Per(poop)son 5: I think thats just fartness lockness, no need to fear! he is lover.

person 1892937388999: U shit licker!

by fartness lockness June 30, 2022

alaskan turtle fart

in the freezing cold one curls up in the fetal position and lets it rip

we were camping and she let out an alaskan turtle fart

by wonkydonkey312 July 18, 2024

Jiggle Fart

A Jiggle Fart is when your butt flesh slaps together post-flatulence, producing a moist, meaty clapping sound

As Seth leapt off the couch to answer the door, his cheeks jiggled with such violent enthusiasm that a jiggle fart erupted—wet, slappy, and followed by a sinister puff of air that made the cat leave the room in silent judgment.

by Hhemogirl June 20, 2025

farts

they smell

farts smell, b*tch

by well ton December 17, 2018

jarrod fart

Name given to Sneaky dork intern whom cleverly farts in his cubes immissions

God damn! I think I smell a Jarrod fart

by Big Upyourself August 11, 2017

Wet Fart

When you think you're gonna fart, but you end up 'farting' out massive amounts of diarrhea.

Oh Dude! Dave had a MASSIVE wet fart at the party yesterday! It got all over the floor!

by Claustrophobic Teletubbie January 14, 2021