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fried eggs hanging on a nail

When the tits are old and sagging, with the look of fried eggs hanging on a nail. These tits are usually caused by breast feeding of numerous children. Similar to National Geographic Titties
What can we expect in terms of droopage here? A slight slope or the full-blown fried eggs hanging on a nail thing?
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fried chicken 

Some damn good eatin'. Considered a favorite of blacks (for actually quite some time, like decades), but anyone can eat this luscious, succulent treat. ^.^
"Get me summa dat friiiied chicken mothufucka!"

"A word of advice : Hardees fried-chicken is delicious, but it will give you a bowel-attack if you're not careful."
-me
fried chicken by Dave October 28, 2004

Deep Fried Meme

The act of intentionaly distorting a meme for comedic reasons.
That deep fried meme was dank as hell!

friends with minor benefits 

These are two individuals, usually a male and a female, who occasionally engage in noncoital sexual behavior (most often masturbation but possibly other forms) without being lovers or having any long-term commitment. Usually this is done on an infrequent basis if one or the other is in need. Think of this as one possible and occasional outcome of a strong friendship between a man and a woman. I hope this definition does not offend.
While Tom and Jennifer's relationship was usually Platonic, sometimes theirs devolved into that of 'friends with minor benefits.'

greek friendly 

A girl will say this, mostly on personal ads, when she is fine with (safe) anal sex.
greek friendly by Davek Deris August 22, 2007

Coke fiend 

A person who upsets their girl/boyfriend and/or spoils their social gatherings by either obsessivly attempting to trackdown some cocaine/convince people at the gathering to 'chip in' for coke, constantly suggesting someone racks up once cocaine has been aquired or by going on about coke right after snorting the last line (especially when there is no way of getting anymore. The fiend will often stoop to 'ringing round for numbers' often ringing people they know at unreasonalble hours.)

A coke fiend might also choose doing coke over spending time with their loved ones, looking after loved ones in times of need or missing prior commitments like work or appointments.

A coke fiend will usually spend all his/her money on cocaine when they get the chance and they will probably spend money on poor quality or imitation drugs rather than quit while they are ahead.

They will usualy be well into the early stages of adiction and crave it regularly even if they don't act on it.
*At a house party where everyone is already having a good time*

Coke Fiend "Any of you guys wanna chip in for some coke?"
Friend 1 "I'm okay for coke dude. I've got beer and a bottle of tequila! You want a shot?"
Coke Fiend "No sweat bro, yeah I'll have a shot hit me up"
*Everyone is laughing and having fun doing shots and dancing*
Coke Fiend "So dude do wanna chip in for some coke"
Friend 2 "I don't have much cash bro so I don't know, maybe another night for sure, plus it's too late to get any good shit now"
Coke Fiend "Well how much do you have dude? I can ask Marko and Lisa if they can chip in and we can get a few bones, what do you say?"
*Starts to get awkward and kill the party vibe*

... and so on and so on.
Coke fiend by Lucky5's February 6, 2012

friendship fees 

When an acquaintance has worn out their usefulness and must pay a monetary sum for the relationship to continue being mutually beneficial.
"How come we don't talk anymore?" "You were no longer worth my time last month. Pay the friendship fees or get lost."
friendship fees by Lance Spearking October 13, 2009