cock blocked

when you're talking up a bitch and a male friend of hers or yours comes into the conversation.

I was just about to close the deal with her and some Dick comes over and cock blocked me.

by Joe Bru October 18, 2006

cock blocked

Preventing some unsuspecting moron from getting laid one night, or possible ever.

A kid walking with some chick in a parking lot gets soda thrown all over him by people driving by in a car. Therefore, he isn't getting any of that pussy that night. Or ever.

by Big Boss March 19, 2005

Cock Lock

When a girl's pussy is so tight and her muscles so strong she can put a cock in lock down.

Dude! I was with my Jolipop last night and she cock locked me so hard I couldn't pull out!

by Jolipop December 30, 2007

cock nazi

One who strictly rations sex, in order to gain a sense of control.

Example:

"Damn girl, that's twice this week. I'm not tryin' to get all serious n'shit."

"Fuck that noise, COCK NAZI. Break off some-o-dat for Mamma!"

by Tamheals February 17, 2007

Soft Cock

An individual with no useful traits

That guy is fucking useless, he is such a soft cock

by Anonymous August 24, 2003

Cock Barnacle

One who is an unending annoyance to others in the worst way at the worst time.

"My little brother managed to volunteer himself as my escort to my girlfriends house. I swear until my mom gets a babysitter he will continue to be a total cock barnacle.

by Bill H Black July 21, 2005

cock knocker

A homosexual who engages in very aggresive sexual contact, consensual or not!

Holy tits tom, you won't believe it! Jebediah just got viciously hand raped in the park by that serial cock knocker. Is he alright? No, he got ass fucked aswell.

by Swash buckling dildo swordsman June 5, 2007