A game which involves a group of men who masturbate fervently like Spider Monkeys until they ejaculate all over the wall. The winner is the first person to unload while the last has to lick up all the mess.
by Segun A. May 12, 2005
by Dustman January 13, 2002
1. This rare term is used in certain violent conversations to fully and creatively express ones anger towards a particular situation.
Most commonly herd wile playing online games and or REALLY pissing someone off.
2. A person that just plain sucks.
3. An actual bag of monkey feces being thrown by a particularly enraged jackass.
Most commonly herd wile playing online games and or REALLY pissing someone off.
2. A person that just plain sucks.
3. An actual bag of monkey feces being thrown by a particularly enraged jackass.
1. superuber36, you flying bag of monkey shit! Why the fuck didn't you cast Lv.12 lightning!?!
2. fuck off You flying bag of monkey shit!
3. HOLY FUCK! Keven just threw a flying bag of monkey shit at us!
2. fuck off You flying bag of monkey shit!
3. HOLY FUCK! Keven just threw a flying bag of monkey shit at us!
by Brandon Armour December 12, 2007
by teague k December 27, 2007
" Sorry I'm so late coming back for our date but we had a flat".
" It's half past the monkey's ass".
" It's half past the monkey's ass".
by judge dredd7 September 04, 2012
A person who takes the non-duality Advaita Hindu teachings too far. This person is kind of spacy and thinks that everything is okay even though people are being killed all over the world, or they don’t have compassion because they think the people deserve it for some reason because of karma. While that may be true or not true, we should all still have compassion for those who are suffering. Non-duality space monkeys are out to lunch on the compassion ticket.
Compassionate person: Dude, doesn't it make you sad that so many people are suffering in the world?
Non-duality space monkey: No, that's just the way it goes.
Compassionate person: That's messed up, don't you care?
Non-duality space monkey: Well there is no such thing as an individual anyway, so their suffering isn't even real.
Compassionate person: Wow, you are a serious space monkey. Dare I say it, a non-duality space monkey.
Non-duality space monkey: Yeah, I know.
Non-duality space monkey: No, that's just the way it goes.
Compassionate person: That's messed up, don't you care?
Non-duality space monkey: Well there is no such thing as an individual anyway, so their suffering isn't even real.
Compassionate person: Wow, you are a serious space monkey. Dare I say it, a non-duality space monkey.
Non-duality space monkey: Yeah, I know.
by Christine Breese April 14, 2008
Originally used by Eric Cartman in South park.
-Used to describe something obscenely awesome or cool.
-Used to describe something obscenely awesome or cool.
Friend 1- Hey, I just bought the first copy of Grand Theft Auto 4, want to go play it?
Friend 2- Holy Jesus Christ Monkey Balls yeah!
Friend 2- Holy Jesus Christ Monkey Balls yeah!
by Nick Durp April 30, 2008