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Wake-up-cum

The Wake-up-cum is a variant of a facial cumshot mixted with a wake up call, also known as wake up call with a twist.

To perform the wake-up-cum, a male partner has to practice abstinence for 4 or 5 days prior to D day.

That said male partner goes out for drinks with the boys, comes back home later that night, drunk & horny, very horny some might add.

Instead of finishing the night with a own stomach creampie, that same male partner decides that it would be more exciting to cum on his female partner's face, all while she is asleep, having no prior knowledge of any of it.

That male partner procedes to jerk himself on the side of the bed until he climaxes on his partner's face, moaning and grunting while cumming, waking her up.

This, my friends, is the Wake-up-cum.
Guillôme : "hear me out pals, I went out to party like an animal with friends, guess what I did when I got back home!!!"
Jordy : "Tell us!!!!"
Guillôme : "So, I was drunk, and horny when I got back home, and I decided to cum on my girlfriend's face while she was sleeping, it woke her up, but it was so exciting!!! The forbidden part of it turned me on!!"
Jordy : "Ohhhhh my boyyy, you gave her one of those the Wake-Up-cum!!!"
by Squirtsky October 10, 2025
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cum in school

when a guy usually a lonely dumbass decides to cum in the school bathroom stall, or if he is quick enough, cums in the open on the urinal and then runs out
hey lets cum in school
by furrys must die December 31, 2021
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Cum gusling thunder cunt

A fucking bitch and it is pretty self explanatory
John ur a cum gusling thunder cunt
by Deadpool35 April 9, 2019
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Cum-Shot

When a male or female ejaculates at a certain spot.
That was a nice cum-shot
by The Largest Cum stain July 11, 2018
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hersheys cum bucket

ima hit him with a hersheys cum bucket
by mmmm chez burger November 7, 2022
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Hitler cum

hitlers cum -mace crawshaw
by Man344 February 3, 2025
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Cum Hands

A high-five that is shared directly after you and another person masturbate, preferably without washing your hands first.
Last night me and Dillon came at the exact same time, we had to do Cum Hands after!
by AlexJonesInDisguise July 23, 2020
mugGet the Cum Handsmug.

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