John-Tae

Born to make money with little to no love and lots of loyalty and a mass amount of aggression.

The realest person to know is, John-Tae

by Stinga9x November 22, 2021

John

A replacement for the F word, can be used as a joke or a racial slur.

John you, you stupid john

by doxxd August 30, 2023

John Rhyven

This guy is super handsome and also clever.....-Android441

John Rhyven is Handsome and thats not a lie.

by Hunoid January 25, 2022

askew john

A Sloppy Joe sandwich with caviar added on top.

"Our stimulus checks came in! You know what that means!"
"What? Askew Johns?"
"You're damn right! Break out the caviar!"

by Hotdogwatericecream December 5, 2022

John

John Is the best boyfriend ever. He knows how to make a girl happy and is extremely sweet. He makes sure you’re always happy and cheers you up when you’re not. He’s always there for you, through thick and thin. He’ll never leave you because he loves you so much. He’s one of the sweetest boys you’ll ever date.

Boy; Hey she’s pretty

Friend; dude she’s dating a John you have no chance

Boy; Aw nuts

by Lunee March 13, 2022

John Wicked

A perfect kill

Paramedic 1: We had a guy die from a stab wound to the heart tonight!
Paramedic 2: Damn, he got John Wicked!

by HRTMNDR January 10, 2022

john oliver effect

When you get a sexy text from a stranger and just as you set off the “wee woo wee woo boner alert 🚨” you then wonder to yourself if the text is actually from a scammer being held captive in Myanmar or Cambodia

Me: Hey, I just got a wrong number text from a really hot Russian girl
Boris: Oh yeah? What’s she look like?
Me: (shows my phone to my friend)
Boris: She’s hawt! Uh oh! Wee woo wee woo boner alert 🚨….. uh wait a minute
Me: oh no
Boris: yeah, this is John Oliver effect.

by Lookit Mike Rotch February 27, 2024