October 19.National Friendzone Day

It's the day my friend got friendzoned

I'm sorry. I only like you as a friend. -2 minutes later- *texts friend* SHE FRIENDZONED ME BRUH OH AND TODAY IS October 19.NATIONAL FRIENDZONE DAY TOO

by Person that got friendzoned November 10, 2019

October 10

national give a poor person money or anything

“heres some money” the girl said “why?” “it’s october 10!

by lalalabjakaka October 11, 2023

October 30th

Tell your shortest friend to shut the fuck up day

On October 30th
Shortest friend: “Hey guys how are you?”
Everyone else: “Shut the fuck up”

by Mcgobbles October 30, 2021

October 23rd

Only the dumbest bitches where born on this day.

Bella is October 23rd your birthday

by owouwuoweoe February 7, 2020

October 18

National fuck a thot day; fuck any nasty bitch you want and it doesn’t count as a body.

Today is October 18 fuck a thot

by Badbitch2001 October 18, 2019

October 18

National confess your crush day

October 18 is the day you officially confess your feelings to the individual you call your crush

by ABCcocainefrow October 17, 2019

October 26

National spam you Snapchat story with pictures of yourself!

It's October 26 so I better scroll through my Snapchat memories to find the best pictures of my self for my story!

by LKS October 24, 2019