abominable penis 

When one's man tool or chicken is so massive that it hangs out of one's pants and drags accross the floor leaving a trail of blood and blistering the head and shaft.

"That dude had an abominable penis?"

abominable penis by Naes Ttekcup September 25, 2005

prosthetic penis

An artificial penis.

Haha that loser has a prosthetic penis.

prosthetic penis by Chrissssssssssssssssssssssss June 20, 2006

Italian penis 

A phallic devise that causes many woman to stray from their desired future in Psychology, as well as to lose their ability to speak in Greek and German

OMG, I accidentally was penetrated by an Italian penis, then I could no longer speak Greek! I wish I had known before hand.

Italian penis by Leslie the 'inlove' August 11, 2008

Triangle Penis 

A penis whose head resembles an equilateral triangle.

"God Damn!!! Curtis has such a triangle penis! It tore that dudes butthole up!"

Triangle Penis by Catcat January 26, 2008

jew penis 

a gift bestowed upon all males of the jewish faith, by god himself. jew penises are proven to be even larger than those of black people, and will tear anyone up. they also can be quite dangerous, as boners can reach 12+ inches, and are sometimes lethal. contrary to popular belief, jews have the largest penises, of living things, ever.

guy 1 "eww that bitch is loose"
guy 2 "duh she dated chris steinheimer"
guy 1 "the jew penis strikes again!111oneoneone"

jew penis by gnarthaniel May 26, 2008

Pajama Penis 

When your penis is visible through your pajama pants.

*Gary gets out of the car and his pajama penis is noticeble though the thin pajama pants*

Pajama Penis by These NUTZ December 14, 2009

Budding Penis Syndrome 

When you start sprouting penises from various areas on your body, until you die.

"Why do you have a penis growing out of your face?"

"I have 'Budding Penis Syndrome', i only have 10 mmonths to live. Its a slow process."

Budding Penis Syndrome by ssobecuaseht November 26, 2011