October 23rd

Only the dumbest bitches where born on this day.

Bella is October 23rd your birthday

by owouwuoweoe February 7, 2020

October 30th

Tell your shortest friend to shut the fuck up day

On October 30th
Shortest friend: “Hey guys how are you?”
Everyone else: “Shut the fuck up”

by Mcgobbles October 30, 2021

October 31

October 29 is national throw anyone taller than you.

October 29 hit your tall friend day in any way or form because that is the definition of October 31

by Reid_Edwards October 29, 2019

October 18

HIT YOUR TALLEST BEST FRIEND A FEW DAYS EARLY

Lucy: who are we going to hit on October 18th
Daisy: Eibhlis
Lucy: why
Daisy: because it’s hit your tallest friend day

by thatonepieceofsalt October 18, 2021

October 17

Makeup get a hoodie from you guy day.

For any girls that forgot the 15th, October 17 is the day to go get them.

by For the good times October 16, 2019

October 29

October 29 is national wink at your crush day.If your crush looks at you wink at him/her.

If they say why’d you wink at me say it’s October 29

by Crush_days1010 October 28, 2019

October 18

National fuck a thot day; fuck any nasty bitch you want and it doesn’t count as a body.

Today is October 18 fuck a thot

by Badbitch2001 October 18, 2019