reading news online

when you go on the internet and read the latest stuff thats happening in the world

"what are u doing?"
"reading news online"
"oh cool"

by innocent_person May 12, 2022

The New Misanthropy

A novel condition in which the sufferer looks upon approaching human beings as threats, just for breathing, and wants them to burn in hell.

What was this moron, this utter fool, coming toward her with his mouth covered and his fucking nostrils exposed?! He was human scum, a killer, and the sight of him filled her with revulsion. At one time she might have found him attractive. But now? Now she wanted to smash him, hard, but that would entail proximity, the last thing she'd ever want to share with another person. She knew she'd contracted The New Misanthropy, but it was a damn sight better than Covid.

by Monkey's Dad February 10, 2021

new indie

A type of music that isn't played on the radio.

Usually has a deeper meaning than they let on.

"How come I've never heard this song before? It's really good!"
"Because it isn't played on the radio."
"Oh, why not?"
*bangs head on a door for a couple of minutes*
"Cause it's New Indie."

by Unknown Appreciation September 19, 2017

Green New Deal

A very poorly written document. Would not even pass a third grade essay assignment.

Student: Here's my book report on catcher in the rye.
Teacher: all it says was it sucked and Holden Caulfield is a little bitch.
Student: yeah but it sure beats the green new deal, right?
Teacher: ok well you earn a D+

by stainless67 April 17, 2022

New-Soul

New-soul is a subgenre of R&B music, very close to neo-soul. New-soul features more traditional jazz elements such as scatting and improvised solos. The music takes the improvisational aspect of jazz, the yearning of R&B, the feel of neo-soul, and the groove of funk to create an entirely new genre.

This style was first discovered in 2021 by singer and songwriter, AIA.

"You heard that new-soul album AIA just put out?"
"Yeah, that joint was fire!"

by aridiosa May 17, 2022

New York Finger Blaster

When you are balls deep and she keeps asking for more so you out your pistol in her ass and bust a couple caps while simultaneously nutting in her.

I hit my girl with a New York Finger Blaster last night. Let's just say she wont ask for more again.

by AsianPickleJuice December 19, 2020

go away only you yes you idiot can of chicken eazy antimony-121 chicken runner prize tellurium-127 new assassin dog pug pug pug you

a diamond made from iodine-126, netherite and xenon-131. often mistaken as telling someone to go away.

bro: I found something. Bro2: what? bro: go away only you yes you idiot can of chicken eazy antimony-121 chicken runner prize tellurium-127 new assassin dog pug pug pug you

by Tom TNT May 12, 2025