A close platonic friend that provides a sense of security and warmth. A comfy person to be around. Used in a non-romantic and non-sexual way.
Mica is my blanket friend they make me feel better when tired or depressed. They are comfort and security.
by Kirbey March 29, 2023
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Because she fucks her friends. If a girl brings a guy to a camping trip with her and they aren't in a relationship but they are fucking each other; what does she call him? A friend. Is she fucking you?
No.
Then, you aren't friends idiot. In addition to this, women/girls are terrible people.
You can't say that.
They literally believe that murdering babies is a right. That they shouldn't have to live with the consequences of their actions and should be able to kill their own kids to avoid those consequences.
Well, I guess on the list of the "worst things a person" can do baby murder is like #2 behind genocide and ahead of fucking a retard/child.
Exact. They regularly do 2 of the 3 worst things.
Wow. I never thought of it like that. My girlfriend has a ton of guy friends.
Well, you know how women are more likely to lie about how many men they've been with?
Oooohhhh. So her friends and the retard she was with when she took that shift at the group home for mentally retarded cripples 30 minutes away from where we live.....
Yeah. That is how women work.
But she said..... And the girl I talk to said.... They were lying.
Correct. They don't have the propensity for violence that men have so they make up for it in deceit. They are historically, archetypally, and actually terrible people.
Because she fucks her friends. If a girl brings a guy to a camping trip with her and they aren't in a relationship but they are fucking each other; what does she call him? A friend. Is she fucking you?
No.
Then, you aren't friends idiot. In addition to this, women/girls are terrible people.
You can't say that.
They literally believe that murdering babies is a right. That they shouldn't have to live with the consequences of their actions and should be able to kill their own kids to avoid those consequences.
Well, I guess on the list of the "worst things a person" can do baby murder is like #2 behind genocide and ahead of fucking a retard/child.
Exact. They regularly do 2 of the 3 worst things.
Wow. I never thought of it like that. My girlfriend has a ton of guy friends.
Well, you know how women are more likely to lie about how many men they've been with?
Oooohhhh. So her friends and the retard she was with when she took that shift at the group home for mentally retarded cripples 30 minutes away from where we live.....
Yeah. That is how women work.
But she said..... And the girl I talk to said.... They were lying.
Correct. They don't have the propensity for violence that men have so they make up for it in deceit. They are historically, archetypally, and actually terrible people.
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“Yeah”
“And you’re a guy”
“Yep.”
“And i’m a girl.”
“Mhm, okay let’s go to my room”
“Yeah”
“And you’re a guy”
“Yep.”
“And i’m a girl.”
“Mhm, okay let’s go to my room”
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