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Fart in time

Something that attracts a lot of focus or attention. What you know time needs to be spent on in order for the task at hand to be completed.
Look at all that trash over there. I know my boss is gonna make a fart in time about cleaning it up so I might as well do it now.
by Posterboy1888 August 18, 2021
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Ghost Fart

When you are in a room and you are the only person in there but it smells like someone farted
damn that ghost fart smells bad
by wild goth bitch August 24, 2021
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Fart Shart

Why did you look this up? Anyways the definition is when someone has farted and sharted at the same time
by WoodenTreez August 28, 2021
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Fart Knocker

Someone who farts in a bag then leaves it at your door
DANG IT MOM! The Fart Knockers strike again
by SAMC04 August 31, 2021
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Marriage Fart

When a couple releases a fart from each of their own anuses, and are close to one another, it's considered to be a marriage fart.
Person A of couple: *Brrrrrrrrrrrrrtt*

Person B of couple: *BLLLLLAAATTT*.....oh a marriage fart, honey! Oh wow smell what we created! It's like a pizza mixed with chili beans!
by Judolizard June 27, 2021
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Empty Farts

Farts that do not have the after-smell of any food.

i.e.-Plain gross-smelling/odourless farts.
"Dude, Adrian farted in front of the whole class while munching on some Cheetos"
"Did the farts at least smell good, like Cheetos?"
"Nah man, they were Empty Farts"
by MadLadChan June 28, 2021
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fart smash

The fart smash was picking dandelions and catching butterflies in centerfield.
by Kyle Chan June 28, 2021
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