Do you want a cookie?

When you or someone else makes a claim of doing something that they clearly think is cool or clever and deserving of praise, but did so out-of-the-blue when nobody asked and it isn't really that cool or clever, then the appropriate response is to ask them 'if they want a cookie?' as a just reward for their deed.

Rwo friends watching a murder mystery show:
Claimant: I totally knew he was the killer like 20 mins ago..
Responder: Do you want a cookie?

by Thou Art That November 22, 2024

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Tai Qon Do

A kind of self-defense, mainly originated in Asian countries.

At camp, my counselor showed us basic tai qon do.

by Fedfan22 June 6, 2018

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To call do-over

To desconsiderate, to neglect, to ignore something envolved at some circumstance. It can be used more often during kind of games or situations when a person does not want to count with the effect or the result of them.
The semantic of only "do-over" matches with "to restart", then do not mistake the meanings.

— Wait... you said I coudn't move the pawn like that.
— No, I didn't...
— Of course you did it!
— Whatever! We just need to call do-over
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Supernatural, Season 2-Episode 5 at 36:04min dialogue:

— I heard you before, Dean, when Andy made you tell the truth. You're just as scared of this as I am.
— That was mind control! It's like being roofied, man! It doesn't count.
— What?
— No, I'm calling do-over.
— What? Are you seven?!
— Doesn't matter.

by Tsunade-sama January 25, 2019

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What the hell are you doing?

I'm taking a piss
Ok but why aren't you jumping at me, that's what you're supposed to do.

Time to take a piss pssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
What the hell are you doing?

by iminhellplshelpahhh June 26, 2024

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To do a David

To do a David; when you're undertaking any boring or monontanous task. Derived from the name David - that guy who drives an orange Renault Megane but calls it African Sunset.

What you get up to this weekend? Oh, just doing a David. What's that? You know, To Do a David; planting the front garden border, insulating the loft, washing the Megane.

by Lionking69 June 1, 2017

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