Perve ball
A one liner that occurs out of nowhere during a seemingly innocent conversation between two people that can either freak out the one that got hit by the ball in a negative way or leave them totally confused and amazed and wanting more. This can occur in person, but seems to occur most often in personal messages on facebook by lame asses that could never have the BALLS to express themselves in real life either way.
Curve ball scary:
Tony: Hey Sue, so nice that u friended me. How are you?
Sue: I have a really great job that I love. Life is good.
Tony: So happy to hear that you are happy. Remember those days in college?
Sue: Yep, sure do!
Tony: I sure wish you would come over and suck my dick.
Sue: Deletes Tony immediately and wonders what she did wrong to get hit by this curve ball.
Curve ball confused and amazed and wanting more:
Tony: Hey Sue, so nice that u friended me. How are you?
Sue: I have a really great job that I love. Life is good.
Tony: So happy to hear that you are happy. Remember those days in college?
Sue: Yep, sure do! To be totally honest, I am married to a rich dude that makes me miserable. Damn, why didn’t we get together? I would love to suck you dick!
Tony: Does not know what to do with this perve ball…
A one liner that occurs out of nowhere during a seemingly innocent conversation between two people that can either freak out the one that got hit by the ball in a negative way or leave them totally confused and amazed and wanting more. This can occur in person, but seems to occur most often in personal messages on facebook by lame asses that could never have the BALLS to express themselves in real life either way.
Curve ball scary:
Tony: Hey Sue, so nice that u friended me. How are you?
Sue: I have a really great job that I love. Life is good.
Tony: So happy to hear that you are happy. Remember those days in college?
Sue: Yep, sure do!
Tony: I sure wish you would come over and suck my dick.
Sue: Deletes Tony immediately and wonders what she did wrong to get hit by this curve ball.
Curve ball confused and amazed and wanting more:
Tony: Hey Sue, so nice that u friended me. How are you?
Sue: I have a really great job that I love. Life is good.
Tony: So happy to hear that you are happy. Remember those days in college?
Sue: Yep, sure do! To be totally honest, I am married to a rich dude that makes me miserable. Damn, why didn’t we get together? I would love to suck you dick!
Tony: Does not know what to do with this perve ball…
Curve ball scary:
Tony: Hey Sue, so nice that u friended me. How are you?
Sue: I have a really great job that I love. Life is good.
Tony: So happy to hear that you are happy. Remember those days in college?
Sue: Yep, sure do!
Tony: I sure wish you would come over and suck my dick.
Sue: Deletes Tony immediately and wonders what she did wrong to get hit by this curve ball.
Curve ball confused and amazed and wanting more:
Tony: Hey Sue, so nice that u friended me. How are you?
Sue: I have a really great job that I love. Life is good.
Tony: So happy to hear that you are happy. Remember those days in college?
Sue: Yep, sure do! To be totally honest, I am married to a rich dude that makes me miserable. Damn, why didn’t we get together? I would love to suck you dick!
Tony: Does not know what to do with this perve ball…
Tony: Hey Sue, so nice that u friended me. How are you?
Sue: I have a really great job that I love. Life is good.
Tony: So happy to hear that you are happy. Remember those days in college?
Sue: Yep, sure do!
Tony: I sure wish you would come over and suck my dick.
Sue: Deletes Tony immediately and wonders what she did wrong to get hit by this curve ball.
Curve ball confused and amazed and wanting more:
Tony: Hey Sue, so nice that u friended me. How are you?
Sue: I have a really great job that I love. Life is good.
Tony: So happy to hear that you are happy. Remember those days in college?
Sue: Yep, sure do! To be totally honest, I am married to a rich dude that makes me miserable. Damn, why didn’t we get together? I would love to suck you dick!
Tony: Does not know what to do with this perve ball…
by yep,sure,why September 28, 2011
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Catcher: Holds anus opens and attempts to catch the punched testicles in their butthole.
Receiver: Gets their balls punched.
Pitcher : Puncher of nuts.
The catcher bends over and the receiver stands behind them in a doggy-style-like position and then gets their balls punched by the pitcher into the held open anus of the catcher. The catcher than tries to catch the testicles in their anus before they swing back.
Catcher: Holds anus opens and attempts to catch the punched testicles in their butthole.
Receiver: Gets their balls punched.
Pitcher : Puncher of nuts.
The catcher bends over and the receiver stands behind them in a doggy-style-like position and then gets their balls punched by the pitcher into the held open anus of the catcher. The catcher than tries to catch the testicles in their anus before they swing back.
"Anyone up for a round of butt ball?" - person 1
"Sure, but i'm pitchin! I aint bein the receiver like last time!" - person 2
"I call dibs on being receiver!" - Idiot
"Sure, but i'm pitchin! I aint bein the receiver like last time!" - person 2
"I call dibs on being receiver!" - Idiot
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Josh- Hey Mike check this out.(preforms the gum ball)
Mike- (looks) Aw shit!
Friends- Omg he did the gum ball!!! josh ur the man!
Mike- (looks) Aw shit!
Friends- Omg he did the gum ball!!! josh ur the man!
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