Urban Dictionary

the assholes that don't want my meme definitions to be published and put online

i'm looking at you Ryan who works at Urban Dictionary and you to Stacey!

by wimpy11 March 28, 2020

Urban Dictionary Humor

Vulgar made up definitions often found on Urban Dictionary

person 1: ''turns out she had a massive veiny baseball bat.''
Person 2: ''that's urban dictionary humor''

by Nopersonalorsmthidk October 18, 2025

Urban Dictionary

Urban Dictionary is a app and on what can you do in Urban Dictionary is that you can define words in a correct way or the incorrect way or you just like to troll.

Andrea: Hey search "Sofa" In Urban Dictionary.

Anlea: Ew no.
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Be like Anlea guys.

(jkjkjk)

by Buffyori March 23, 2022

Urban Dictionary

A website that is supposed to be used for finding definitions of slang, or atleast it used to be. Urban Dictionary (or UD/ Urban for short) is populated by either 5th graders who think saying penis is funny as shit and associate everything with sex, 14 year old edgelords who think that society isnt needed and that anarchy is sustainable, 19 year old douchebags that can only shame people for not losing their virginity at age 15, and of course, normal people.

How to recognize modern Urban Dictionary users.

5th grader: brething is a sx mov where te woman put boobie in man fac

14 year old: Society is pointless, and exists only to be destroyed.
19 year old: A worker is a basement dwelling virgin who works for huge corporations wasting their lives away.

by buddy retard July 13, 2020

urban hieroglyphics

Using emojis, or speaking in emoji terms, instead of the traditionally spoken English language #urbanhieroglyphics

#urbanhieroglyphics ie. "I heart you" Instead of saying "I love you";

💩 instead of the single word SHIT, and it is just 4 letters, or speaking the words "poop emoji" as a PC term for shit; future people will see the 💩 emoji and say "look at these urban hieroglyphics, they must have worshipped the same shit emperor all around the world. Here is another shit keychain and matching stuffed effigies"

by ideologicplane April 26, 2023

urban junk hole

A recycling facility. A ghetto slut. Figuratively, the lowest point in the inner city.

I have some cans to return for my deposit at the urban junkhole. I been fillin' my urban junk hole Shaniqua when I needs to fuck. The poorest people go to the bottom of the urban junkhole.

by Fr8h8r December 20, 2014

My rage for Urban Dictionary

I wrote something 5010 characters long but the max is 1500 so now I'm angry

Me: grrrrr my rage for urban dictionary is great

Friend: dude chill out

by Sovietunionfurry July 3, 2025