Mr. Montana

Mr. Montana is the man hiding inside of all violins. He eats the strings while you sleep so you're left pissed off in the morning because your strings magically broke.

"Bro, Mr. Montana must've ate my strings last night. "

"Mr. Montana, where are you?"

by unknowndiary September 28, 2017

Mr. Cockerill

A man who everyone loves.

"Is your dad a terrorist? 'Cause your the bomb, Mr. Cockerill!"

by ChanceToSucceed December 09, 2021

Mr Mitchell

A paedophilic teacher who looks at girls skirts because he’s a nonce

“Mr Mitchell was stroking Tracers hair yesterday” said Jim

by OneSn3akyBoi December 11, 2018

Mr. Freeze

Whilst receiving head in an automobile, in subzero temperature, instead of letting her swallow, you finish on her face and make her walk home

Subject 1: “I gave that bitch the Mr. Freeze and my kids froze on her face”
Subject 2: “Nice”

by Gigi Mani November 21, 2021

Mr. Freeze

If you live somewhere that gets below freezing and a guy busts his load on the girls face and then holds her out the window until the load freezes to her face. Then screaming in an Arnold Schwarzenengger voice, "Mr. Freeze!"

Last night my girl was giving me road head and I was finally able to do the Mr. Freeze to her!

by superstepdaddy January 20, 2025

mr. teal

A Mr. Teal is a great and hardworking teacher, coach and friend. Usually has Dark Brown hair and green eyes.

Male1: Yo! When you go to achool, try to get Mr. Teal!
Male2: ok dude!

by Fufufufu~ April 20, 2018

Mr beaumont

A fucking cunt who eats out every girl in his secret room altogether a Mr beaumont will always have a big beard and fucks kids and also put his feet on table and whistles, he loves girls called abi.

If u ever have a daughter don't call her abi your nearest neighbourhood Mr beaumont will be straight on the hunt for a lovely fuck with ur little abi

by Charlestone123 January 30, 2018